Jocasta Christ taking slop and not giving up

(via typicalcalifornianchris)

I’m addicted to silence and privacy; I wallow in it.
Valorie Wesley (via wordsnquotes)

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my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Not only did I love her, but I could tell the universe loved her, too. More than others. She was different. After all; I would be a fool not to notice the way the sunshine played with her hair.
Christopher Poindexter (via iamcharliesangel)

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no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life


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